‘Dear Palladium’ (a chemist’s confession)

In hindsight, I should have given you more attention than I did, way back then!

‘Dear Palladium’ (a chemist’s confession)

You have steadily climbed the ladder to fame
Dr Klaus L E Kaiser

My venerable flame of yore — long lost but not forgotten! But what’s 50 years between lovers? I hope you still remember me, I certainly remember you!

We were both young and spry then and keen on making an impression on this world.  Well, it did take some time to succeed in that, longer than anticipated but now, as you’ve “come of age,” we both can relish in your success and our past encounters.

Since then, what now feels like eons ago, you have steadily climbed the ladder to fame. To be honest, I envy your success, somewhat!  In hindsight, I should have given you more attention than I did, way back then! The little table below shows it clearly:

Metal USD/oz, (year) USD/oz, (year)
Gold 140 (1975) 1600 (2020)
Palladium 200 (1994) 2600 (2020)
Platinum 400 (1994)  900 (2020)


But all love is not lost!

As you know, chemists never forget the Periodical System!

How about another tête-à-tête, of course at our 1970’s kind of arrangements? Perhaps, in honor of our mutual mécène, Peter M. Maitlis ? It would be a great pleasure!

As you will know, Peter’s seminal work (two volumes), entitled The Organic Chemistry of Palladium is de-rigueur now for any newcomer in that métier. One reviewer of his tomes, “G.C.B.”, in 1972, clearly said so:

“The notion that a metallic element should have an ‘organic chemistry’ associated with it should come as no surprise to anyone who has graduated in chemistry in the past decade, or who has kept even half an eye on the recent chemical literature. Of the platinum group metals, none has a more extensive, interesting and useful ‘organic chemistry’ than palladium, and the recently published two-volume work by Professor Peter Maitlis is both welcome and timely.”

Of course, even the reviewer did not foresee your meteoric rise since. While you were demanding “your price” then, I’m not sure about being able to take you out for dinner now. If you remember, expressed in equivalent weight of gold (with the nickname Au) you were, at the time an “also-ran.” Look at you now! You are almost twice as dear. Of course, that’s because of your legs, what else could possibly be the reason?

Your Legs

Yeah, I suspect it has to do with you standing on two legs of renown. Is it the left or the right that’s attracting so much attention these days? I’m not sure. Which one do you find more important, the catalytical (like in car exhaust systems) or the medicinal (like in anti-cancer research) one?

I suspect that even Peter may not have an answer to that question but, if I were a betting man, my bet would be on the latter. Some folks though think that you are “bubbling.” I think they are just envious of your success.

Your older Brother, platinum

Your older brother, platinum, with the nickname Pt, looks a bit haggard these days. Do you know why? I wonder if he had a bit too much of that corona drink (image, below)? Perhaps, it’s just a bout of “mid-life crisis?” Right now though he appears to be sobering up and could soon get his “second wind.”

Corona beer advertisement with survey results; source CNN, Feb. 28, 2020.

As you know, your bro used to be the stalwart of the senior Group-8 members for a long time but seems to have fallen out of favor. I do remember meeting him at various occasions in different laboratories. He was of great help in analyzing some of those reticent substances that have important commercial aspects, like some of the materials the French chemist Henri Moissan (1852 -1907) discovered well over one hundred years ago, long before our acquaintance.

Henri and his Discoveries

Speaking of Henri, he must have been an interesting character and his laboratory an interesting place. I’d love to meet him one day, perhaps in the other world. Henri had a penchant for “cooking up” all kinds of strange things. At least his name lives on with the mineral Moissanite. He surely deserves that honor! What few folks recognize, that stuff (silicon carbide, SiC) has become the world’s most widely used abrasive material and, in very pure form, as a synthetic substitute for diamonds.

And what’s really crazy, that “gem stone” has an even higher optical refractive index (2.65) than a real diamond (2.42). Hence, it will sparkle even more than diamond!

So, my Dear, be well and keep up the good work!

With love (and greetings to your brother),

Your good friend Klaus.


Dr Klaus L E KaiserDr. Klaus L.E. Kaiser is a professional scientist with a Ph.D. in chemistry from the Technical University, Munich, Germany. He has worked as a research scientist and project chief at Environment Canada‘s Canada Centre for Inland Waters for over 30 years and is currently Director of Research at TerraBase Inc. He is author of nearly 300 publications in scientific journals, government and agency reports, books, computer programs, trade magazines, and newspaper articles.

Dr. Kaiser has been president of the International Association for Great Lakes Research, a peer reviewer of numerous scientific papers for several journals, Editor-in-Chief of the Water Quality Research Journal of Canada for nearly a decade, and an adjunct professor. He has contributed to a variety of scientific projects and reports and has made many presentations at national and international conferences.

Dr. Kaiser is author of CONVENIENT MYTHS, the green revolution – perceptions, politics, and facts

Dr. Kaiser can be reached at: mail@convenientmyths.com

9 thoughts on “‘Dear Palladium’ (a chemist’s confession)”

  1. Ironically palladium got her fame from being a cheaper alternative to platinum in various applications like car exhaust catalytic converters. Now the boot is on the other foot!

    My doctoral work many years ago was in organometallic chemistry replacing the use of palladium with cheaper elements. Had a lot of success too. Slowly various work-arounds will be developed using other less expensive metals, like nickel, which is another amazing element.

  2. Not to rub it in but I bought Palladium at $400 in 2016. l’ll hold it for the long-term. Current over-blown market hysteria will again subside and palladium will recover its small losses and mark a new surge. I think the BIG BOYS (wealthy Middle East investors) are in the midst of building an exclusive sand-box that only they will be able to play in. I think they want Palladium & Rhodium as their main assets. It’s more expedient to store high-dollar stuff than tons of common gold & silver (less hernias). I believe they’ll leave the slower performing gold & silver for the masses to trifle with. They’ll monopolize palladium & rhodium. A falling metals market also allows the Arabs to buy it cheaper as many who have stock losses release their metal hedges. Just try to buy physical palladium back after you sell …it’ll be out of price rage by then and the NEW sand-box owners won’t let you play in it anyway.

    I believe the BIG BOYS want palladium to be at around $3,000 or better and rhodium to perform likewise at around $15,000. Just saying. My wife thought I was nuts buying palladium instead of gold back in 2016. Now, she says why didn’t I buy more. Wives! All you can do is love them, no matter the terms.

    Kudos Doc, I did enjoy your self-flagellation & reflections and as always your observations.

  3. LOL. Your best column EVA!!!!! Chemistry and I’ve learned that Moissanite has a higher refractive index than diamonds. Entertainment and information. Wonderful.

    PS. I don’t drink Corona because it is swill not out of fear of the virus.

    • That people reject the beer because they fear a link to the virus does reflect a fair measure of intellectual insufficiency.

  4. I don’t drink beer much at all because it is expensive and I live in my car and can not risk losing my shelter and transportation for the sake of being caught having a drink.

  5. Wot! Carbon isn’t a girl’s best friend?!
    Very enjoyable article. Now have Tom Lehrer’s Elements thingy going in my head.

  6. Palladium is what Paladin Palindrome’s Rhinestones were made of on the holster for his six-shooter cap gun before he started wearing long pants.

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